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Saturday, July 15, 2006

"Why The World Doesn't Need Superman"

After the much awaited return of the 'Man of Steel', movie goers are left satisfied with the caped crusader's comeback. But then, some are still going at it with the criticisms. Why? Because if it weren't for the good looks of Adnan Tamano...oh sorry... Brandon Routh I mean, the movie would be useless. Yeah, the action scenes were good enough but still cannot be compared to that of Spiderman and X-Men. Just like Batman, Superman was half of what I expected them to be. But hey, at least they have a lot more to offer. Unlike that new 007 James Bond. Ooof...talk about ugly ass for a Brit. Anyways back to Superman.

Lois Lane wrote about 'why the world doesn't need superman' unfortunately we weren't able to get a glimpse of what the article contains. Like the line said..."Hell has no fury like a woman scorned," I bet she wrote nasty stuff. So here are my guesses of what won it a Pulitzer Prize.

1. The world doesn't need anymore "blue fairies" doing ballet in the air.
2. "That tv series 'Smallville' ruined it all for us," as my sister Ness said.
3. For sure many will imitate Superman's hair. Ugh the bangs! That kinda hair is made EXCLUSIVELY for Superman.
4. He'll die...AGAIN. Comeback to life...AGAIN. Disappear...AGAIN. Reappear...AGAIN.
5. The world ain't stupid enough to realize that Clark Kent and Superman are one. In the comic book, Lois Lane ended up marrying Clark Kent never knowing that he is the "blue fairy".

I've got a coupla questions that seemed to haunt my mind lately after watching the movie. Every night I wake up screaming at night trying to figure out the answers. Other times I catch myself talking to myself especially when I am alone. Someone's gotta help me...! First questtion...Clark Kent doesn't change to the Superman costume. He wears them under his normal clothes. But how about those red boots?!?! Second question...for the makers of Superman Returns...what the FUCK happend to the PHONE BOOTH!?!

6 comments:

Baby Rockstar said...

It's the friggin 21st century, nigga, forget the phone booth.

Besides, it doesn't matter if Superman got his costume under his normal clothes, he still got his panties outside his pants.

DeVille said...

Yeah but how about freaking boots?!?

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